Poker Stars 10 billion hands - Lolz

I almost forgot to mention this. Poker Stars have been building up to this for a while in their marketing and have been doing milestone hands which seems like once every couple of hours. Usually they having been giving away US$250 for the winner and an unspecified amount for everyone else at the table (I'm guessing a buy in). I was trying to work out if I should get it all in with any two cards and decided I should. Anyway that was just for the 'little' milestones but the big one arrived and the lucky table was a .01/.02 table.

The prize for the winner was US$100,000. Here is the hand.
PokerStars Game #10000000000: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) 6-max Seat
#4 is the button
Seat 1: Rechargeable ($4.83 in chips)
Seat 2: inwooke ($1.73 in chips)
Seat 3: The_Moog ($6.43 in chips)
Seat 4: XTedForrestX ($2.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Ferius ($3.10 in chips)
Seat 6: justine0003 ($0.82 in chips)
Ferius: posts small blind $0.01
justine0003: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
justine0003 said, "?"
The_Moog said, "wowowow"
The_Moog said, "YES"
Ferius said, "w2eet"
XTedForrestX said, "jfdklsa'sfjsd"
XTedForrestX said, "wow"
XTedForrestX said, "yeah baby"
The_Moog said, "my buttons are gone"
The_Moog said, "all in"justine0003 said, "how much do we win!!"
The_Moog said, "thanks"
Ferius said, "can me make a deal?"
The_Moog said, "i had that feeling"
XTedForrestX said, "yes make a deal"
XTedForrestX said, "lets chop it up"
justine0003 said, "ya lets do it"
XTedForrestX said, "i agree"
The_Moog said, "aGREE"
Rechargeable said, "Yes, if that is possible"
Ferius said, "chop it"
XTedForrestX said, "shyt load of money for us"
The_Moog said, "cool, i have a good hand to win ;)"
XTedForrestX said, "i seriously have AKs, but don't think it's worth to risk it"
The_Moog said, "lets do it before i get a disconnect"
XTedForrestX said, "where's the support?"
justine0003 said, "is this real"
justine0003 said, "and how do we get our money"
XTedForrestX said, "support"
XTedForrestX said, "help"
Ferius said, "lets go"XTedForrestX said, "can we chop?"
XTedForrestX said, "please"
justine0003 said, "and everyone else?"
XTedForrestX said, "can't we chop, and leave a certain amoutn to winner?"
XTedForrestX said, "not 100k"
XTedForrestX said, "little nutss"
Ferius said, "i want that"
The_Moog said, "gl table"
Rechargeable: raises $4.81 to $4.83 and is all-in
inwooke: folds
The_Moog: raises $1.60 to $6.43 and is all-in
XTedForrestX: folds
Ferius: calls $3.09 and is all-in
justine0003: calls $0.80 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ac Kc Td]
*** TURN *** [Ac Kc Td] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Kc Td 9c] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rechargeable: shows [5c 4d] (high card Ace)
The_Moog: shows [9h Th] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
The_Moog collected $3.31 from side pot-2
Ferius: mucks hand
The_Moog collected $6.49 from side pot-1
justine0003: shows [3c 8c] (a flush, Ace high)
justine0003 collected $3.13 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $13.58
Main pot $3.13.
Side pot-1 $6.49.
Side pot-2 $3.31.
Rake $0.65
Board [Ac Kc Td 9c 8h]
Seat 1: Rechargeable showed [5c 4d] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: inwooke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: The_Moog showed [9h Th] and won ($9.80) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 4: XTedForrestX (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Ferius (small blind) mucked
Seat 6: justine0003 (big blind) showed [3c 8c] and won ($3.13) with a flush, Ace high

Now that is funny. I really expected better from Ted Forrest. He seemed like quite a good player on High Stakes Poker. Odds of over 30,000-1 and US$2.95 to lose. Nice fold Ted. Inwooke has even better odds but the second reraise looked like a high pocket pair to me. He saves his $1.73 for a better opportunity.

I love the quote from Ted "i seriously have AKs, but don't think it's worth to risk it". If he had AK diamonds that would be even funnier.

Most amusing.